Desperate Housewives

Orson: She upstaged your Lemon Meringue pie? You’ve gotta be kidding.
Bree: I’m not.  That despicable woman was just supposed to bring a simple green salad. She not only brought a pie, she hid mine and served hers!
Orson: That’s beyond despicable, that’s culinary terrorism!

Gaby: What happened to our lives? We used to have help. Now we are the help.

Ellen Degeneres

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

“”I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that’s all I want. I don’t want the tartar and I don’t want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the ‘Colgate Total’ that supposedly has everything in there. I don’t believe that for one second. If it’s all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who’s going: “I don’t mind the tartar so much.”?”

Music

‘Music is love in search of a word’ – Sidney Lanier

Eleanor Roosevelt

“the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their hopes”